Buying a Vibrator? Read This First
A quick and dirty guide to buying the perfect vibrator.
You need a vibrator, but you’re not exactly sure how to pick one.
Back in the day, there weren’t many styles to choose from. Now, the market is flooded with everything from the Magic Wand to the ear-wagging Rabbit.
But don’t let the vast selection paralyze you. These simple questions will help narrow down the search:
How do you want to use it? Internally, externally, or both?
What type of stimulation do you enjoy? Clitoral? G-spot? Anal? A little bit of everything?
Do you prefer rumbly vibrations or an intense buzz? Lower vs higher frequencies create different sensations.
What features are top of mind? Discretion, ease of use, travel-friendly?
What’s your budget? $20? $100? $200?
Answering these Q’s will give you a better sense of where to begin your search. From there, you can confidently choose a vibrator that's tailor-made for you!
Don't overthink it - start with the basics.
I’ve created this quick and dirty guide if you're still a little iffy!
Do you like it gentle and rumbly or intense and buzzy?
Think Barry White vs. Gilbert Gottfried.
Low and slow
Lower-frequency vibrations rumble deeply, like Barry's silky smooth bass. They tend to feel rumbly and spread vibration through more surface area.
Low and slow can love you long time, if you know what I mean. This is excellent for extended solo or partnered pleasure sessions.
Buzzzzzzz
On the other end of the spectrum is the buzz.
Some folks are really into the intense, concentrated buzz of higher-frequency vibrations. These Gilbert Gottfried-esque zaps can drive some bodies to orgasm quickly. The rapid fluttering sensations are great for increasing sensitivity and getting the job done fast.
However, take caution not to overdo it. Prolonged pressure from highly buzzy vibrators can cause numbness or irritation. It's best to use them in short bursts and give yourself breaks in between. Also, apply lighter pressure rather than pressing hard.
The intense buzz is delightful for those who crave strong, surface-level vibrations. Just be mindful not to overuse them, especially on sensitive areas.
Gentle 💡Suggestion: If you're new to vibrators, start with something more Barry and work your way up to Gilbert.
The motion of the ocean
Vibrators come in all shapes and sizes for a reason - different strokes for different folks! Here's a quick guide to the moves:
External vibe? Glide it over the clitoris, vulva, nipples, or any erogenous zone that craves some TLC. These smooth sensations are a great way to get started.
Internal vibe? Insert it vaginally or anally to massage interior hot spots in need of a little va-va-voom. Curvy designs specifically target the magical G-spot.
Rabbit vibes? Get the best of both worlds - external ears wiggle and flutter while the shaft vibrates inside. It's a wild ride, hitting dual points of pleasure.
Wand vibes? Broad heads flex and bend to transfer rumbly vibrations across those hard-to-reach places. Talk about flexibility!
Suction vibes? They use pulses of air to mimic licking, sucking, and oral sensations. Finally, a vibrator that kisses back! Yasssss!
There's a perfect motion for every ocean. Don't be afraid to get adventurous and test the waters!
Size and shape
Where vibrators are concerned, size and shape matter — a lot!
It’s best to choose a vibrator that is suited for your one-of-a-kind body
Slim, precision vibes are ideal for direct clitoral stimulation. Their petite size lets you pinpoint the perfect spot.
Wider vibes cover more surface area. Great if you prefer diffuse, all-encompassing sensations.
Length is also something to consider, depending on your needs. I don’t recommend too much length or girth if you're new to insertion.
And when it comes to shape, curved vibes target the G-spot beautifully. The contoured head is a chef's kiss.
Final thoughts…
Take the time to get acquainted with your anatomy. So, you can choose a vibrator that aligns with your hot spots and handles well in your hands.
While online shopping is great, I recommend perusing the aisles of your local sexy shop. That way, you can ask questions and get a feel of the dimensions, sensations, and texture before you buy.
Happy hunting!
