Squirting Can Be the Best Thing Ever... And This is How You Do It

To squirt or not to squirt is a matter of choice and logistics.

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I am reclining on the sofa, legs spread-eagle with my feet resting on my lover’s shoulders. He is sitting cross-legged with his face mere inches from my crotch. He glances up at me with smiling eyes and a devious grin on his lips, before disappearing under the horizon of my belly and into the orbit of my waiting vulva.

Before long, I am in the throes of pleasure. Sensations are rippling from my center out into every square inch of my body. I begin to take deep intentional breaths as my orgasm builds. Tension rises in my thighs as I hold onto the edge, not because I am staving off pleasure but because I want to feel it for as long as I possibly can.

My core begins to heat, responding to the energy that is collecting in my vagina. It’s as if he’s touching me everywhere all at once. Orgasm crashes into me like a monsoon — hard, fast, and intense. My entire body begins to convulse, sounds that I didn’t know I was capable of escape my lips.

He’s kissing my inner thighs as his fingers tiptoe up and down the backs of my legs. I open my eyes to find him looking back at me.

“Was that good for you, baby?” he asks. “Mmmhmm,” was all I could manage because I was still riding the aftershocks. “You squirted this time,” he replied. “Yeah, that happens sometimes,” I say breathlessly.

Squirting can be the best thing ever — if you’re into it. But all bodies don’t squirt. And sometimes, it’s unwelcome by bodies that do.

I am not here to tell you that squirting is the end-all-be-all because that’s not true. Like most things, it’s a matter of preference. And it’s certainly not something you should try to do. I don’t subscribe to the idea of centering anything other than pleasure — where sex is concerned.

But if you have a vulva or are in a relationship with someone who has a vulva, and you’re into squirting (or want to be), I’m going to tell you how to do it.

The techniques shared in this post may or may not work for you. Contrary to what you may have heard or read — there is no one way to do anything. Then there is a matter of connection and compatibility, but that’s a topic for a different discussion.

So let’s take it from the top.